April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
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- That's a cute tie. - Thank you.
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Are you going to call me?
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- Get them to the kitchen. - Hold on.
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Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.
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I mean, what's going on between us, it's just crazy, crazy. Here's what's crazier, not using it. Not using it on her.
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Three years ago, you took your vibrator... - You took your vibrator... - Morning! ...into the bathtub and it short-circuited and it electrocuted your vagina. Hang on. And there's now the cutest little bald spot right there.
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Okay, I got it. Want to go grab me three Q-tips? How about we just do what we always do?
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Things change.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at this?
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I think it's fine.
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I'm not going to have anybody there. The only family I have is Mitch.
