Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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What about Mitch? You said you didn't want him to come.
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I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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We just need to keep striving for verbal resolution. Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
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All right?
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No, Dave. We most definitely do not know what you mean. Okay. What I mean is, they want to spend more, they just don't know it, all right? If this really was their final offer, they'd be leaving, but they're not. They're sticking around. They've got more money to spend.
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Smells good in here, Jame.
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I want to go home.
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Take off my bra. All of it? Just the parts covering the breasts. That's a good start.
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Hey.
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Dad's very proud. Keep going.
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I am going to kill him.
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And you don't even have to go down on me because I know it's late.
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- Her name's Pamela? - Yes. You can say "I do" in English this time. - What? - Is Pamela from America? Yes. Anyway...
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Because there's more to being a lawyer than what you see on TV, Mitch. - Is there? - Yeah. - I object! - Oh, my God. - Okay? - No! Wrong, my friend. You don't know the first thing about being a lawyer. You're not a trained actor. Neither are you. Save it, all right, Dave? It's one day. We're Mitch and Dave! We can do one day of anything. Give me the keys.
