Hang on. Don't get up. Is this a break? Taking a break?
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Yeah, it's you.
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Sorry. That was unprofessional. Wasn't it?
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- Lockwood. - Yep.
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You must be Dave. Are we role-playing or something? Because we're late.
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You're choking yourself! Must wake up. Wake up! I can't breathe. Take my hands off you. - Wake up! - Get the fuck off me!
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What the hell was that? Relax. This is good. Look at how great this is. It's all part of my secret master plan. - It is? - You bet. You are hurting my arm a little bit.
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Yeah, and I know that.
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My urologist says I run a little hot. - Good to go? - Yeah. - Can you drive? - Yeah!
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Dave have a mimosa for breakfast? A little nervous? That was a joke. Hey... I've got one really important question before we go. All this food here, is it free?
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I'm a douche bag. I'm a fucking tool!
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Our back-of-the-envelope analysis shows your P&L to be 2% less than expected as per the MAC clause.
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We are very rich. Everybody rich!
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Quick fiver?
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I didn't say that. Did you hear me say it? Nope. What about our WACC?
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Jamie! Jesus! - What? - That's fucking disgusting! Put those tits away, this isn't Africa! What am I doing in this bed? Did I sleep here last night? Did I fucking nail you? Are you still drunk?
