That was three months ago. I know. I heard her. And I want to sit and talk with you for an hour more than once a week, but tonight, I cannot. Why? What are you doing? I promised Mitch I would sit and watch a game with him tonight, and... What? Can we please just slide the Dialogue Night again? I'm so sorry.
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- How did I do? - You're such a poet. - You're Robert Frost. - Who? It doesn't matter. God, you're good looking. Yeah. - I'm going to meet you in five minutes. - All right. Okay.
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Hey, buddy. I love you. I love you, man.
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Oh, God!
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So where do you want to do this tonight? Do what?
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It's fun, though, right?
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I got some pictures.
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Is it weird that I miss your penis? Come on. It would be weird if you didn't.
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Okay.
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And sex with strange, new women. You're living the dream. How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year? I want to smoke weed all day. I want to start a book that I actually finish. I would like to take a nice, solid dump because I'm not constantly stressed out.
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Drink! I'll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.
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Look at this.
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Dialogue Night. Oh, my God.
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I can do Monday night.
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Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills. - Our social studies teacher? - Yeah. I asked her out and she wouldn't go out with me, which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school. - You did? - I dated her mouth for a full semester.
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Let's go look at some fish. Okay.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
