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I mean, what's going on between us, it's just crazy, crazy. Here's what's crazier, not using it. Not using it on her.

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Remind yourself of that. Remind yourself of the big, fucking crater you created right there on Tuesday night. - The Tuesday night, again. - I could use that. - She'd fit perfectly in there. - Will you please drop that? - Every day with the Tuesday night! - Well, it's a big goddamn deal! You fucked me! You owe me! Respect my life! Respect mine. Yeah, you respect your life.

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This is so good.

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Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.

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That, right there, is Schedule IV sexual harassment. Awesome! I'm sorry, have we met?

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No, we haven't. I'm Mitch Planko. Hi, Sabrina McKay. Hey, Sabrina.

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- You two guys should go out. - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man! - Please stop. - You two guys need to go out. Absolutely, you two should go out. You're so single, Mitch, right? And you're so fucking white-hot, right? This body. Did you do a lot of swimming in college? - Don't answer that. - You bet she did. Oh, my God, you guys need to go out, have a nice steak dinner, do some dancing, go to a Korean nightclub, get a belly full of pills. I don't know what you're into, but just have some fun. What about Ecco on 7th Street, Saturday at 8:30?

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Yes, you're thinking about it. She's in. This is good. You're going to get me fired! I swear to God. Shut it down. For one second, you listen to me. For the first time in your life, you're fucking good-looking, okay? You're single, you got the right number of fucking balls in that bag, and you got the opportunity to nail number one on your cancer list. I can't do that. I'm not doing it. You need this! This is fucking dinner with her!

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Fucking nice, Cara!

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Here comes the battement.

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Sustained.

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I'm not a fucking quitter!

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Good morning, Patty-cakes. Daddy needs a box set of Law & Order, three meatball subs and a hand-folded, 24-inch samurai sword, chop-chop.

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You are in dire financial need! Objection!

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What are you doing? I got this one. I got it. Back to bed.

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All right, let's do this.

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- A what? - He's a Jedi Knight, sir.

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What you don't realize about him is that he's a fucking Jedi!

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