But I think that we all know that life doesn't always turn out exactly how you plan it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.
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It is getting restored. - What are you talking about, restored? - Where did you take it? I don't know, guy, I just fill the hole. I'm not the fountain spokesman.
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Good.
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Game on.
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Can you change my oil? No, I can't! I'm gonna cut my thumbs off tomorrow, I swear to God. And we're gonna destroy that thing first thing in the morning. Okay? I don't want you to. I like it. - Hey, hey! - It's growing in so nicely. Yeah. Real in-between phase.
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Dad's very proud. Keep going.
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That's great.
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What does that mean, you don't think you can fuck Tatiana? Because it...
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You said you were really embarrassed of him.
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Sustained.
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Don't act like you didn't tell him. I know it came from you. Don't be a bad influence on him. I though you two might like that.
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Just look at... This is important. Taxi!
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It's very warm. I think I remember this.
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- Hello. - Hi, Mitch. It's Tatiana.
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Steve! It's like Christmas in my ass!
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I don't... Like, sixth grade. Well, that's disturbing. Gets me an extra inch, and only you married dudes rock the dick-froes. Now, let me ask you a question. If Tatiana was over earlier, why do you still have the need to jerk off? Tatiana. I don't think that she's going to be back for at least... She's never coming back, Mitch.
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It is my distinct honor to introduce to you, our newest partner, David Lockwood.
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There you go. Where's that hand going? - Hello! - Did you shave your balls?
