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That was Tatiana. She said she's going to fuck me raw.

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It feels kind of like I'm cheating on Jamie. Are you fucking shitting me? In what world is this cheating? Cheating is when any part of your dick gets up inside some woman that's not your wife, okay? And your dick is firmly planted inside these fucking lame, triple-pleated sports slacks. But my mind is over here. That should count for something, right? God, you big bitch. How many women have you fucked in your mind? Thousands?

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And it's like you always say, Dave is a little bit of a pussy.

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Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint. How awesome is that? Hey, fag, what are you doing here? Three days to three weeks? You left the kids at daycare? Come, on, Mitch! Those are my kids. I can't do this shit any more. No, no, no. You are going do this shit. You don't get off that easy. My marriage is falling apart, my job is on the line. You are going to be the best possible me you can be right now. Dave, you don't understand. I cannot do this. - Not even for another hour. - You're gonna do it. I don't care! You're going to stay here and do this right! Get out of my fucking way, or I'll drown you in your own goddamn tub!

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These are called children, or dependants. Never disparage your own child. Everything they do is a miracle from God. When they're bad, it's only because they're tired or going through a phase. When other kids are bad, it's because of indulgent parenting or innate defects in the child's character.

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How long is it going to take State to approve it, then? - Three days... - Oh, God! - ...to three weeks. - Come on!

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Listen, I don't want you to worry about anything. I'll be able to hold down the fort. We got to find that fountain as soon as possible. It's like a can of tennis balls down here. The only problem I see is, what do I tell Jamie? What do you tell Jamie, what? When she wants to have sex tonight?

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Needs a lickin'. Dinner song. That's so not the dinner song. Well, I'm going to tell you what. You're going to go ahead and write me a dinner poem, and I'll belt that out after I choke this down. Let's fucking go.

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Real bad news... Hey. Where's...

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But the problem is, now that he has everything, he can't turn it off. And he still wants more and more and a second house, and more kids, and a nicer car and anything that he thinks is going to make him happy. And so he just keeps working and he's not paying any attention to me. - And I'm miserable. - Oh, God. Because... I have huge feet. They're size 11.

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But he's... You know his family, growing up... He had nothing, and so he was always looking over the fence because he wanted a better life.

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Dinner song.

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I always say that? Yeah. I always say that because it's true. Dave is a little bit of a pussy. I hope that when he makes partner, he can just finally stop and see... And be happy, you know? Because how can you stay married to somebody who is incapable of being happy?

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Jesus Christ, she's here. She's already knocking on the door. You nail that right for me, Dave.

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Tatiana. Hi, how are you? I'll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.

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Mitch? Dave?

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Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.

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Don't move, I'll be right there.

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That was Tatiana. She said she's going to fuck me raw.

And it's like you always say, Dave is a little bit of a pussy.

These are called children, or dependants. Never disparage your own child. Everything they do is a miracle from God. When they're bad, it's only because they're tired or going through a phase. When other kids are bad, it's because of indulgent parenting or innate defects in the child's character.

How long is it going to take State to approve it, then? - Three days... - Oh, God! - ...to three weeks. - Come on!

Listen, I don't want you to worry about anything. I'll be able to hold down the fort. We got to find that fountain as soon as possible. It's like a can of tennis balls down here. The only problem I see is, what do I tell Jamie? What do you tell Jamie, what? When she wants to have sex tonight?

Needs a lickin'. Dinner song. That's so not the dinner song. Well, I'm going to tell you what. You're going to go ahead and write me a dinner poem, and I'll belt that out after I choke this down. Let's fucking go.

Real bad news... Hey. Where's...

But he's... You know his family, growing up... He had nothing, and so he was always looking over the fence because he wanted a better life.

Dinner song.

I always say that? Yeah. I always say that because it's true. Dave is a little bit of a pussy. I hope that when he makes partner, he can just finally stop and see... And be happy, you know? Because how can you stay married to somebody who is incapable of being happy?

Jesus Christ, she's here. She's already knocking on the door. You nail that right for me, Dave.

Tatiana. Hi, how are you? I'll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.

Mitch? Dave?

Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.

Don't move, I'll be right there.