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Oh, God! That did not just happen. What? Hey. I always thought your wife was a nice lady, but she talks like a dock worker and she shits like one, too. Plus, I used to think your kids were adorable, but they're not. They're fucking bananas. Can I help you? Here's the deal. I got two screaming... Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing? Are you jerking off? No, I'm not. Yes, yes, yes, I am. Look, I never get this kind of privacy any more. Isn't that kind of my dick, though?

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Hey, hey! What the fuck?

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God, I am going to ruin her!

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Do you not understand what we're trying to accomplish here? Not a drop of the red in the room. All the accents are celadon. It's like the opposite of help. Okay, honey, I got it. I'm going to tell you something that only I, Dave, would know.

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And next time you see him, he's going to be slitting throats.

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It's not like I'm not trying. I just don't know how to do all your grown-up crap.

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They found the fountain. Yeah, they did. She called me, too.

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Yeah.

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Good news. Yeah, it's good news.

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- Hi. - Hi.

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I've got to go home now because I have this Spanish test, so... I can write you a note. I guess deep down, I'm afraid that I'll keep compromising until getting the shit end feels normal. And then I'll be so beaten down by life that, just for a second, I will consider asking the homeless guy at the car wash who looks like Kris Kristofferson to rub my shoulders. And I will, and he will. And you know what? It'll be wonderful.

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I'm not getting any closer to leaving, am I?

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Oh, my God.

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Look, it is just a baseball game. They're dugout seats.

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Mitch? Mitch! Everything's fine, dude. What's next? Then you need to put three-eighths... What the fuck?

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Yeah.

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And I'll love it. Because why not? I mean, I'm not getting anything here. Nobody's fucking me here.

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Whatever you have to do, cancel it.

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Hey, hey! What the fuck?

God, I am going to ruin her!

Do you not understand what we're trying to accomplish here? Not a drop of the red in the room. All the accents are celadon. It's like the opposite of help. Okay, honey, I got it. I'm going to tell you something that only I, Dave, would know.

And next time you see him, he's going to be slitting throats.

It's not like I'm not trying. I just don't know how to do all your grown-up crap.

They found the fountain. Yeah, they did. She called me, too.

Yeah.

Good news. Yeah, it's good news.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm not getting any closer to leaving, am I?

Oh, my God.

Look, it is just a baseball game. They're dugout seats.

Mitch? Mitch! Everything's fine, dude. What's next? Then you need to put three-eighths... What the fuck?

Yeah.

And I'll love it. Because why not? I mean, I'm not getting anything here. Nobody's fucking me here.

Whatever you have to do, cancel it.