Sir, Mr. Kinkabe has agreed to $725 million. The deal is closed!
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That's a lot of sugar. Yeah. A lot of scotch! Yeah. That was a lot of fun, is what it really was. Was? What, are we done? It's only 2:00! No! I'm just messing with you.
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How long have you known Dave?
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What just happened? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles... - Then attach a number two nipple. - Jesus Christ. Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
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7.2s
I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
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4.3s
I'm just going to get everything on the dessert menu. I'm going to order, like, six desserts.
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12.1s
Defrost two bags. Pretty intuitive. Then after the milk is defrosted, take it out of the microwave, pour it into the bottles, seal them. Then you need to put three-eighths of a teaspoon of water... Holy shit!
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2.3s
- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
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1.7s
Do I have anything in my teeth?
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5.3s
Jesus Christ, it's like the whole city is in here tonight. Okay, let's just do this. Come on.
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1.6s
Dave's in the shower.
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How do I look?
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1.2s
Yeah!
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Why don't you tell Daddy about what happened at school today? I wrote a spring poem and Miss Byers only put Angelica's poem up on the wall and she didn't put my poem up on the wall. And why would she do that? I thought she liked me. - Dave. - Yeah. Cara's talking to you. - What? - She's talking to you.
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12.1s
Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat? No, no. You're good. Hey, tell me about the big girl who knocked you over. That's Nicolette Peters. She does it a lot, actually. She does it a lot? Why don't you fight back?
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Don't ever call me again. No, hold on. Wait, Tatiana, don't go. I mean, go, but just go to a hospital.
