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How did I miss this? I missed all the sex and the drugs and the bad choices, and I just fucking rushed it, didn't I? Wasn't I rushing? You were busy. Rushing to get into a good college, right? And then into a good law school. Once I got into a good law school, I just wanted to get into a good law firm. I met Jamie, we got married, we had Cara, and that was it. I pissed away my 20s, right? Now it's too late.
The Change-Up
48.2s
- Tell me slow. - No, nothing. Because all Tatiana wants to do at 3:00 in the morning is fucky, fucky, rubber ducky. This chick is insatiable! She wants it in every position under the sun. God, you're so lucky. We do the Wheelbarrow, the Arabian Goggles, the Lonesome Dove, the Arsenio Hall, the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck... And let me tell you something, no man is that hungry. What? I don't even know what these are. - You're married. You're married, Dave. - That's true. Anyway, we start going at it and it gets so intense that my nose starts bleeding. Come on. This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit happening right in front of me. Good for you. When all is said and done, when we finish up, and the dust settles, she looks up at me, and she says, "Mitchell, next Tuesday, I am coming back here, "and we're really going to fuck."
The Change-Up