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MAN: Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him! Whoo! Oh, I shit my pants. Actually, that may have been me. Oh, mission accomplished? Oh, in a George W. sort of way. Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever. DOPINDER: Oh, you're living the dreams, DP. It has been quite the run, Dopinder, and who'da thought? Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus. Passion of the Christ, then me. At least domestically. We beat them overseas, where there's no such thing as religion. I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy. Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks. I want to fill my... Pockets? What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey? Can't maintain an erection without buying shoes online? [HORN HONKS] I've never experienced that last one. Talk to me, Goose. I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir. Dopinder... Hmm? You never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home. A place in this world. I want to become a contract killer. I'm sorry. What did you say? Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? You kind of killed him. And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire? Don't want to. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time... and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said... "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here. [BRAKES SCREECHING]
Deadpool 2
18.7s
MAN: [ON RADIO] Over and over, I hear people say, "I just don't have enough confidence." Listen, confidence is not something you have. It's something you create. [LAUGHS] And you can create it at any moment in time. A sense of confidence is nothing but a sense of power within yourself... a sense of certainty that you can pull something off. DEADPOOL: Start the fucking car! Dopinder! Start the fucking car!
Deadpool 2
40.5s
DEADPOOL: My world tour brought me home to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov. But we'll get to him in a moment. 'Cause I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [CHUCKLING] Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire. That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right? But this guy? He was one of the worst of 'em.
Deadpool 2
25.3s
I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
Deadpool 2
20.6s
All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
Deadpool 2
23.4s
[GROANS] Dopinder, it's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business... what, with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle... and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar. You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick tip... and make it rain! I don't know what that means. Me neither. [BOTH LAUGH]
Deadpool 2