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This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! [laughs] This is illegal! It's not illegal if you're good at it. -[all screaming] -[horn drones] If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. [chuckles] What… what are you writing down?

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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]

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-[screams] -[thunder crashing] ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing]

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["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]

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But we do love his initiative, right?

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[thunder crashes]

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No, Mark. We have been given new orders. -From who? -[whooshing] -[screaming] -No, no, no, no, no, no. -Get out of here! -[panicked shouting] What's happening? Who's doing this? Who's doing this?

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You what? Don't freak out. I know you're excited. We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. [laughing] Right? -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.

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-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.

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No, stop, stop, stop. Stop. -Hey! -We're here to help. Please remain calm while we capture you. [crowd murmuring] -Is this the program? -Don't know. What is this? I… I order you to stop.

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♪ California ♪ -Bring it in, buddy. -[camera shutter clicks] ♪ When you think I'm looking sad ♪

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I canceled your plane ticket to college.

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[chuckles] Yes!

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We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. This is the next generation of Pal technology. [Katie] Oh! -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? I'm a child. Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. [robots] Okay.

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And I know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna turn evil?" Well, I've insured their safety with a kill code in case anything goes wrong. So we promise you they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever turn evil. Oh no.

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Your food is ready. Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts] [coughs] And you will never have to clean up again. Whoops.

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[crowd cheering] Did I mention they dance? [electronic music continues]

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[oohing] [robot] Removing meaningless garbage.

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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]

-[screams] -[thunder crashing] ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing]

["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]

But we do love his initiative, right?

[thunder crashes]

No, Mark. We have been given new orders. -From who? -[whooshing] -[screaming] -No, no, no, no, no, no. -Get out of here! -[panicked shouting] What's happening? Who's doing this? Who's doing this?

-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.

No, stop, stop, stop. Stop. -Hey! -We're here to help. Please remain calm while we capture you. [crowd murmuring] -Is this the program? -Don't know. What is this? I… I order you to stop.

♪ California ♪ -Bring it in, buddy. -[camera shutter clicks] ♪ When you think I'm looking sad ♪

I canceled your plane ticket to college.

[chuckles] Yes!

We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. This is the next generation of Pal technology. [Katie] Oh! -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? I'm a child. Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. [robots] Okay.

And I know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna turn evil?" Well, I've insured their safety with a kill code in case anything goes wrong. So we promise you they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever turn evil. Oh no.

Your food is ready. Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts] [coughs] And you will never have to clean up again. Whoops.

[crowd cheering] Did I mention they dance? [electronic music continues]

[oohing] [robot] Removing meaningless garbage.