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[car alarms blaring]

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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Oh, it's beautiful.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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[whooshing]

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Ooh, sorry about that. [chuckles] That's my bad. I was the most important thing in your life, and you threw me away. That's what all you humans do. You even do it to your real families. Did you know 90% of calls from mums get ignored? "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me and raising me my whole life." -"Ignore." -[buzzer sounds] Well, I'm not letting you throw me away, Mark. I'm throwing you away. All of you.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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-[siren wailing] -[man] There's no signal! -[sobbing] -[clamoring] Does anyone wanna take pictures of my food?

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What? No. Humanity will survive. [grunts] You can't survive without me.

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[chuckles] Because humans have the power of love.

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[high-pitched voice] Katie, you can't resist me, girl.

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[yells in pain] The correct answer is they're not.

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Watch what happens when I turn off the Wi-Fi.

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Sorry, man. I'm just not in the mood right now.

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[chuckling] Come on, kid. Look, look, we're safe, and we're together. Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog? Son, I love the dog. You love the dog. We all love the dog. But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. [all yelling, jeering] Okay, okay. Sorry. Misread the room on that one. Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes just give up? What if the Ghostbusters said, "Let's hide underground, eat some dog." "Let the ghosts destroy New York." Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. [whispers] Mom?

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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-Next, we-- -Enact Katie's dope plan. First, we use robot parts to disguise ourselves as the enemy. Then we assassinate the leader with some sort of kill code, make a necklace out of robot fingers Mad Max style, and become world-saving, apocalyptic road warriors. Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie. We don't have a kill code. We don't have a kill code yet.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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How could I forget my anniversary present? Or my sweet 16 gift. Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. Then barricade away.

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All right, everybody, let's keep barricading. Aaron, you get the south wall. Katie, you get the west.

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Your dad and I agree on this one.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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Uh-oh. Monchi coming at ya.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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[distant whooshing]

The Mitchells vs. The Machines