Okay, the first thing is, you're gonna have to hand over your devices. -Right here. -This doesn't seem-- -I'm not sure… -It's gonna be fine. I'll give 'em right back. I'm just gonna turn them off permanently! -[gasps] -[laughing] -What? Dad! -This is necessary so they can't track us. [laughing] Trust me, this is causing me no joy! Ha ha! This hurts me more than it hurts you! And, as promised, your phones. Thank you, Father. Next, did everyone bring your personalized number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
29.6s
[chuckling] Come on, kid. Look, look, we're safe, and we're together. Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog? Son, I love the dog. You love the dog. We all love the dog. But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. [all yelling, jeering] Okay, okay. Sorry. Misread the room on that one. Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes just give up? What if the Ghostbusters said, "Let's hide underground, eat some dog." "Let the ghosts destroy New York." Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. [whispers] Mom?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
18.9s
-Next, we-- -Enact Katie's dope plan. First, we use robot parts to disguise ourselves as the enemy. Then we assassinate the leader with some sort of kill code, make a necklace out of robot fingers Mad Max style, and become world-saving, apocalyptic road warriors. Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie. We don't have a kill code. We don't have a kill code yet.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.7s
Everything will be fine, because I have a plan.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
[high-pitched voice] Katie, you can't resist me, girl.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.6s
-[cell phone buzzing] -Oh my gosh. Maybe it's my friends. [robot] Congratulations, devices. The last human has been captured. Wi-Fi has been restored.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.6s
How could I forget my anniversary present? Or my sweet 16 gift. Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. Then barricade away.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.7s
I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. [inhales sharply] Dad, let me explain. I just-- I-- Uh-- I-- -[Pal] There they are. -No!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.4s
Sorry, man. I'm just not in the mood right now.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.1s
Uh-oh. Monchi coming at ya.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[distant whooshing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
It's gonna be okay.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.1s
[sighs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.6s
No! No, no!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.2s
[Katie] Oh, I… I was just telling him what he wants to hear. I didn't mean a word of that.