Wow, I got to admit, this is actually amazing. What's even more amazing, I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour. Dad, doesn't that sound steep and dangerous? Katie, what could go wr-- Get to the bridge if you wanna live! What about Prancer? [Rick] Prancer belongs to the canyon now! [cartoony music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.6s
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ Look at that man-made engineering. -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car? -[groans] -[laughter] Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] And now I present tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.8s
Behold, the ma-- [yells] He licked my mouth again! -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk? -Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.8s
[birds chirping] [both laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[TV clicks on, static crackles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[camera beeps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[sighs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9s
-[fly buzzes] -[gulps] -♪ Here we stand ♪ -[truck horn honks] ♪ Like an Adam and an Eve… ♪ [Rick] Ah, smell that open road air. [chuckles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
29.8s
Aaron, you too? Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. I… I… I don't know. Well… [groans, splutters] -But-- -We called the school. You can miss orientation week. No problem. But it… it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? You and me!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
20.8s
This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! [laughs] This is illegal! It's not illegal if you're good at it. -[all screaming] -[horn drones] If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. [chuckles] What… what are you writing down?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10.1s
[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.7s
-[screams] -[thunder crashing] ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing]