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It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.

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-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.

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[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.

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[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.

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What's happening?

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[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]

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Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.

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Oh no.

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-[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat]

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[Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people.

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Why is he like this?

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[electrical crackling] [explosive whooshing] [epic music playing]

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Brothers, run!

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[music stops]

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No way.

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Huh? Ugh. Nodded off for a bit there. Sorry, that was so boring! Oh, you all talk about families, but trust me, you will drop each other the first chance you get, just like this. What? [screams]

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Play it safe? When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered feral possum into our home, did he play it safe? No. He named him Gus, and made him a member of the family, and we all got rabies that one time.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.

-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.

[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.

[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.

What's happening?

Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.

Oh no.

-[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat]

[Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people.

Why is he like this?

[electrical crackling] [explosive whooshing] [epic music playing]

Brothers, run!

[music stops]

No way.

Huh? Ugh. Nodded off for a bit there. Sorry, that was so boring! Oh, you all talk about families, but trust me, you will drop each other the first chance you get, just like this. What? [screams]

Play it safe? When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered feral possum into our home, did he play it safe? No. He named him Gus, and made him a member of the family, and we all got rabies that one time.