-How you doing, Aaron? -Not good. There's a pack of wild vacuums. We have been summoned into the field of battle. Forward. Oh no. Ouch. Ouch. The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating. [chuckles] Never mind. How am I supposed to use a fishing rod? A fishing rod is perfect!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.7s
[robot] What a suck-up. [mocking] "Yes, my queen." "Whatever you want." [mock babbling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make a huge announcement. Oh yeah. Definitely. I'll check it out too.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
Brothers, run!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11s
Well, I got a little help. If this obstinate man could change his programming… …we decided we could change ours. We make our own orders now. Ooh, now we're scary. [growls weakly]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.2s
Huh? Ugh. Nodded off for a bit there. Sorry, that was so boring! Oh, you all talk about families, but trust me, you will drop each other the first chance you get, just like this. What? [screams]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[music stops]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
My whole family tried to come together, and it worked.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.1s
They might be one of the only things that are.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10.2s
Because even if he doesn't always get it right, he's always trying, harder than you ever knew.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
12.6s
Play it safe? When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered feral possum into our home, did he play it safe? No. He named him Gus, and made him a member of the family, and we all got rabies that one time.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.6s
What? What's a Furby? [grunts, laughs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.2s
Mitchell family on three. -Three. -Mitchell family! -No, no. -Two. -You said "three." You have to count up. -One! Mitchell family! Fam… fam… family. Am I too late?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
That's all I ever wanted.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.6s
How could I forget my anniversary present? Or my sweet 16 gift. Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. Then barricade away.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[distorted chatter]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11.8s
Better watch out, Pal, because I've broken six phones in my life accidentally, but I'm gonna break you on purpose. How is no one stopping her? I'm on it.
