Okay, you know what? Alright, alright, Santa number one. The audience has spoken. Thank you. Such a good sport. Such a good sport. Alright. Now. Bring it to the stage, my man Santa number two!
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- Really? - Yeah. You know, I got a fucking job.
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Eh, fuck it. Here. It's a loan. It's a loan. I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but... - Oh, no, that's great! - Basically all I have. Thank you so much. This is a loan. I will pay you back, I swear. I really have my shit together now. Thanks. Whoa! Hey! Sir, Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Would you like to donate your cans to our Canned Food Drive? We're collecting for a drive for the homeless. - Yikes. I just bought all this. - And the canned goods. - You know, this is important. - The fuck is this? Uh, that's fennel. - Oh, fuck it. - So happy. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. Manager. Manager's coming. Code red, code red. Go, go, go. Mom! Where did we park? - Where did we park? - Happy Hanukkah. - Where did we park? - Go, go, go, go. They just totally stole all my shit. Taking this, though. This is cute, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. So since it's Christmas Eve, everybody gets to open one present, okay? Oh! Kiki. Hey, Kiki, Kiki. Open mine. Please open mine first. Please. - I'll go first. I guess. - Okay.
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Do you mean that? Yeah. You know, when we were at the bouncy place with, um... what's his name? - Oh, my son, Jaxon? - Yeah, him. Um, I was watching you two and you were beating the shit out of each other with those sticks, and I thought "You know, maybe I should have a relationship with my grandson." Well, we'd, um, we'd love to see you more.
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Alright. Okay, listen, ladies I need you guys to tell me which one of these Sexy Santas is the sexiest of them all? Think you're ready? Yeah! Okay, well, let's start this thing off. Santa number one, the bar is yours, sir.
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Guys.
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Thanks for helping me decorate the tree, guys.
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But none of us are. So, I just... I really want you to know... that you did great.
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Can I ask you something? Sure. How do you take it? Take what? Living with mom. I mean, s-s-she's so bossy and controlling and... Oh, my God, she's so vain. I mean, she spends all her time you know, creating this, this perfect image of herself just so she can lord it over people. Sweetie, your mom isn't vain. Oh, come on, she, she wears a princess outfit at least once a month. You're probably never gonna believe this. But your mom is the most insecure woman I've ever met.
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How you doin' tonight, Chicago?
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Now, your mother and I just have a few tiny disagreements about the importance of Christmas and what it means to be a mother and the sanctity of marriage and how best to raise children. But otherwise, everything is fine. There's no reason to worry, okay? Look, I know this is your first Christmas since your parents got divorced. And it's probably a little strange for you. Am I right? - Yeah. - Yeah. It really is. Well, first of all both of your parents still love you so very much. And no matter what happens I will always be there for you. Always. Because you're my grandkids, and I love you more than anything in the whole world. And so does Grandpa Hank. I know his brain is the size of a walnut but you know, his heart is enormous.
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What's the matter?
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Well, um...
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Whoo!
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Oh. That is a lot of white skin.
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Yeah! Take it off!
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Yes! - That was a good haul, mom. - Yeah, she had some good shit. You know... ripping off rich people in front of the supermarket with you is... bringing back a lotta happy Christmas memories for me. Yeah. Me too, babe. I miss you, you know? I miss you, too. It's so weird. Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
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Is everything okay with you and mom? Yeah, you guys have been fighting a lot. Come here and sit by me. Both of you, come here.