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Why? Because I push her to be the best and she can't handle it. Of course, my mother pushed me twice as hard and I turned out amazing. But I guess not everyone is as incredibly strong as I am. Well, my daughter didn't kick me out of the house or anything. But you would not believe how mad she got when I told her I bought the house next to hers. What? You bought the house next to your daughter? - Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first? No, I wanted it to be a surprise. Yeah, that might be a bit much. Dude, that is fucking psycho. Well, at least I love my daughter. You only visit Carla when you need money. Uh, no, that is not true. I visit her on other occasions like when I'm hiding from someone. Oh, just admit it, Isis. You're a degenerate gambler with a third-grade education and a cheap weave. This is my own hair, okay? And you're a terrible mother. - Ladies, it is Jesus' birthday. - No, I'm serious. You think that you are so perfect. But you are the worst mom of all of us. - Well, I don't know... - Okay, okay. Second worst, whatever. But the point is that you're one of those moms that you, you dress so perfectly and you give fancy parties, and you know how to cook food. And, and you have all your own teeth. But you know what? You suck. You suck at all the shit that really matters. And I even can see it, and I'm stoned all the time. Please, you don't know the first thing about me. Well, if you're such an awesome mom why did your daughter kick you out of her life forever? In your face. And you know what, I have done horrible stuff to my daughter, really horrible shit. And she has never kicked me out. Never. So you just take that and you roll it up real tight and you shove it up your ass. Okay. We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight. Oh, shut the fuck up, Sandy. You bet.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Break it down ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go go go ♪ Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I still have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mom. I just had a really dumb idea. ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Do something wild ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Alright, guys. Here. - Ooh, we got some popcorn. - I got extra. - Yes. - You guys ready? - Look at that. - Okay. - This is really nice, mom. - Yeah. We should do all Christmas like this. Yeah, can we just hang out together and skip all the annoying stuff? Yeah, you guys, I... I would actually really like that. Hey, Jessie, you should come over on Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
33.4s
♪ Go go go go ♪ - ♪ Go go ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ Merry Christmas! ♪ I wanna live like it's Mardi Gras and ♪ ♪ Don't need no R and R ♪ - What? - Yes. Now, it's gonna be better. Now, it is gonna be better. ♪ Good vibes only ♪ ♪ I just tapped a keg ♪ ♪ I'mma fill my cup ♪ ♪ Got fireworks got booze ♪ ♪ Let's blow some shit up ♪ ♪ Tonight I'm going stupid ♪ ♪ Doing things I've never done ♪ ♪ We all got one thing in common ♪ ♪ We just wanna have fun hey ♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m13s
You guys, you know what drives me crazy? - Genital warts? - What? - Genital warts. - No. Carla, no. No, w-w-what drives me crazy is the-is the pressure that we put on ourselves to make Christmas perfect, guys. Look, Christmas is supposed to be fun. Yes, why am I responsible for getting every gift for everyone in my entire family? I mean, just 'cause I'm a girl? - Yeah. - It's 2017! I thought so. Why can't my husband buy presents for his own mom? I don't even like his mom. She blames her farts on my kids. - What? - You know what I do? - With my big dumb son? - What? Every November, I just go into his room grab a bunch of random crap wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas. - He doesn't even notice. - Seriously? Oh, my God, I've given him the same baseball glove like nine times. And how lame are the gifts that your family gives you? I spend months picking out the perfect gift for everyone in my family and all I ever get is coupons for free back rubs. Oh, that's so wrong. You know what my son gave me last year for Christmas? A box of Ziploc baggies. Think I'll probably just wrap it up and give it back to him again this Christmas. You guys, I'm just like a-a-a giant stress ball from November to New Year's. I just wanna enjoy Christmas again. Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
44.9s
Anyway, uh, my mom and I were gonna take the kids over to Sky Zone later. - Do you guys wanna come? - Legally... I can't get within 50 yards of a Sky Zone but... Okay, you know what? Fuck it. I'm totally in. - Amy? - Oh, I can't-I can't go. I wish I could, but my mother's making us go see "The Nutcracker." So... - I love "The Nutcracker." - Oh, no, no, no, no! Not like the Sugar Plum Fairy "Nutcracker." No, the original, the five-hour long version that's all in Russian, where a bunch of people die. It's-it's awful. - Why don't you just not go? - Oh, God, no. No, she would never let me live it down. It's much easier to do it this way. Guys, are we not taking Christmas back this year? - Yeah. - Hmm. I'm asking you that seriously 'cause I got so wasted at the mall, I can't remember if I actually said that or if that's just something that I'm dreaming about right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.4s
So, how you doin'? I've been better actually, to tell you the truth. I... There is something that I'm very excited about which I just need a little money for... Here we go. - What? - You always do this. What? You show back up in my life. You ask me for money, I give it to you. You gamble it all away and you leave me and then you just come runnin' back asking for more. I give it to you again 'cause I'm an idiot. This is a legitimate business opportunity. How much do you need? Not much. Like five grand. Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
A Bad Moms Christmas