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1m27s
Well, I thought that was an enormous success. Mom, this, this, this isn't working. - What isn't working? - This, this. I-I wanted a mellow Christmas and you keep fighting me every step of the way. Amy, this is a very important Christmas for your kids. You cannot just phone it in. I'm not, I'm not phoning it in. My kids told me that they wanted a mellow Christmas. And I promised them that I would give it to them. Well, of course they told you that, Amy. Because they're telling you what they think you want to hear. But secretly, they know that I'm right. Because you know what? I just am. Okay. Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this. I'm gonna tell you exactly how we're doing Christmas this year. The kids and I are gonna spend the entire Christmas Eve day sledding. And then, we're gonna come home bake cookies, and watch "Love Actually." - Dumb movie. - Then, Christmas morning. Only Jessie and his daughter are gonna come over and we're gonna exchange three gifts. Who's Jessie? Then we're gonna spend all day in our pajamas until my friends come over for dinner when we are gonna order Chinese takeout from Mr. Wang's. - The horror. - Ugh! There'll be no show-offy party no sushi, no camels. And definitely, definitely, no Kenny G. Amy, he is the godfather of smooth jazz. Mom, I am done with your over-the-top Christmases. This is my house, and this is my life. And if you want to come down here and be a part of my family then you have to live by my rules.
A Bad Moms Christmas
29.8s
Okay. Hi, mom. - Amy. - Hi. - You look pale. - Oh. I'm just trying out a new skin thing. Oh, good, it's just bad makeup. You're not dying. Where's your tree? I-I haven't had time to get one yet. Amy, it's December 19th. Even the Jews have Christmas trees by now. Never mind, we'll get one tomorrow. - Okay. - Huh. Yeah. Do you have any food? I haven't eaten in three days. Yeah. Oh, gosh, yes. I actual... I have all your favorites. It's adorable. You let your kids cook.
A Bad Moms Christmas
24.9s
Hah! Merry Christmas, Kiki! - Mom? Hi! - Oh... my... gosh! I thought you weren't coming until Friday. Well, I just hopped on an earlier flight. - Three days earlier? - Oh. I-I haven't made up the guest bedroom or anything. That's okay. I'll just sleep with you. Big spoon, little spoon. I usually sleep with my husband now. Hey, you wanna see the sweatshirt I made?
A Bad Moms Christmas
32.1s
Bernard, let's hang 'em on the tree. Okay, buddy? Oh, who put the big brown ornament right on the front of the tree? - It looks like doodie. - Yes, it does, baby. And that's why mommy's gonna move it around back. Oh, no, sweetie we don't drink the tree water. We don't drink the tree water 'cause we're people, right? Mommy, is there a Santa Claus? You bet there is, buddy. - I know. - Are you lying to me, mommy? Oh, God, make it stop. What else have you lied about? - Hey, babe. - Hey, dad. - Hi, guys. - Hi. - You alright? - Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.4s
Guys, how long have you been standing here? How could you do this to us? Guys, would you please just trust me that it's for the best? No, it's not! It's the best for you. We actually love grandma. Yeah, she's a part of our family, and we love her. Yo-you don't just kick someone out. First, you kick dad out. Now, you kick grandma out. Who's next? Are you gonna kick us out? What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that. Why do you always have to screw everything up?
A Bad Moms Christmas
2m8s
She's not coming back, is she? No. What is the matter with her? - You really wanna know? - Yeah. Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you. But then you were born. And you didn't sleep for six months so she didn't sleep for six months. And you refused to eat, and when you did eat you would barf all over her clothes. And that made your mom a little crazy. And then you fell off your bike and you broke your arm. And then you got bullied in school. And then you started dating that weird dude with the stick through his nose. And all those things made your mom a little more crazy. And then you got married. And you bought a house you can't afford. And you're raising kids who never say "Please" or "Thank you." Shit, they can't even read. And all those things made your mom super-duper crazy. And now you come into my office, and you go "Dr. Karl, why is my mom so crazy?" And the answer is... you, motherfucker. You made your mom crazy. So be nice to your mom, 'cause you're the one who fucked her shit up. ♪ You make it feel like Christmas ♪♪ We are gonna dominate caroling this year. What are you wearing? Sweetie, if you wanna win the Caroling Cup you have to have a theme. Which is why we are all going as characters from "A Christmas Carol." - Oh, my God! - Dylan, you're Marley's Ghost. Jane, you are the Ghost of Christmas Present. Oh, great. And Amy, you're Scrooge. Oh. Wow, thanks, mom. I just think it's appropriate, given how much you seem to hate Christmas this year. Mother, I don't hate Christmas. And here is everyone's sheet music. I'd hoped we'd all be off-book by now. - This is a lot of songs. - Well... Every home in Westbury gets to vote on who wins the Cup. So we have to hit at least 300 houses tonight. Three hundred? Don't worry. We have back-up. Come on in, everybody. Please welcome the Chicago All Saints Choir. You hired ringers? I did what I needed to do to succeed, Amy. You should try it sometime. Okay, fine. We'll go caroling. But I'm not wearing this ridiculous costume.
A Bad Moms Christmas
23.1s
- Whoo! - Hey. - How fun was that sledding? - Oh, that was fun. There is still an alarming amount of snow in my pants, I gotta say. Oh, I can't wait to go home throw on some jammies, get comfy. I know. It's gonna be... Oh, look, someone's having a party. Yeah, they are. - Wow, that's a lot of people. - A lot of people. Wait. You're having a party.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m4s
♪ Pack yourself a toothbrush dear ♪ ♪ Pack yourself a favorite blouse ♪ ♪ Take a withdrawal slip ♪ ♪ Take all of your savings out ♪ ♪ 'Cause if we don't leave this town ♪ ♪ We might never make it out ♪ ♪ Forget what Father Brennan said ♪ ♪ We were not born in sin ♪ ♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪ ♪ Let your mother know you're safe ♪ ♪ And by the time she wakes ♪ ♪ We'll have driven through the state ♪ ♪ We'll have driven through the night ♪ ♪ Baby come on ♪♪ Hey.
A Bad Moms Christmas