And so would my balls. Well. Consider it done. And, uh...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Merry Christmas, guys! Welcome to Sky Zone! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Alright, uh, three kid passes? - Yes. No, no. Uh, sorry. We're-we're actually all gonna go. - We're all gonna do it. - No, we're not all doing it. It smells like diapers in here. - Amy! You guys made it! - Hey! - I'm so glad you guys came! - Oh, my God. Me, too. I think my mother's gonna kill me in the middle of the night. - But it's totally worth it. - Hi, I'm Carla's mom. - Hi. Isis! - Yeah. - Oh, yeah! Yeah! - Nice to meet you. Hi. You must be Amy's mom. I'm Carla. Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch. - Ooh, good idea. - Yeah. - Top me off, babe. - That's my son, Jaxon. - This is my mom, Isis. - Hello. Ruth. - Like Ruth Bader Ginsberg. - Huh. Isis. Like the terrorist organization. - This is my mom, Sandy. - Oh, hi, Amy. I've heard so much about you. Oh, boy! You really have the same haircuts. Hello, I'm Ruth. I'm Amy's mom. I'm Jessie. I was literally just in the car with you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- Tree looks great. - Thank you. - Want me to feed the twins? - Yes, please. - Hey, buddy. Good to see you. - Thank you. - Let's get some food. - It's okay, buddy. Aw, it's alright.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I think you're fucking amazing. Why are you saying this? And no matter what anyone says...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh. That is a lot of white skin.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hey, mom, look what Santa got me. A used baseball glove. Oh, that's great, buddy. I used to have one just like it.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hi, is, um... - Is Carla here? - Yes!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I'm also basically sorry.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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What are you doing? I am decorating your house properly because apparently, you are unwilling to do so yourself. Why does my house have to be properly decorated? Making Christmas special is how you show your family that you love them, Amy. You don't want your kids to think that they're worthless and unloved. - Do you? - Well, no, of course not. This is the time of year when moms kill themselves to create a magical world of joy for their children. It is not a time of year when moms sit around in their pajamas eating fudge. - I don't even like fudge. - Great. So stop being a shitty mom. - Oh. - Hey, kids. How do you like the Christmas cavalcade, huh? - Oh, my gosh. It's awesome. - Show mom how it works! Really, Amy, you are gonna love this. Okay. We are go for the cavalcade, over. Don't worry, I'll show you how this works. It's on an app.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Now, are you done ironing my pajamas, Hank? Yes, Ruth. They're still warm.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I do too.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Um, is that a camel?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Your mom decorated your house? Oh, no, no, no, no. That is not okay. Who cares, let her decorate your house. She wanna do mine next? It's-it's not about the house. It's-it's about the fact that I'm a 34-year-old woman and my mother is still telling me how to live my life. Well, then you need to fight her. Like... physically? That is correct, Amy. I can teach you some basic karate moves. But we all know that she's gonna keep treating you like this until you beat the shit out of her. I don't want you to meet my mom. She's a 62-year-old woman, so... Fine, but you need to have at least a serious conversation with her. - That sounds more legal. - I know. I know. And where's your dad in all this? Oh, my dad, he's so sweet. But he's completely under her control. I mean, there's no way he's gonna choose my side over hers, no. - Sweetie, that's hard. - Oh... Moms are so weird. How's Christmas with your mom? Oh, you know. It's... It's okay-it's okay, I guess. Yeah. I mean, my mom got her hair cut and colored exactly like mine, but... I think that's pretty normal, right? Your... Did your moms... Do your moms have your... hairstyle? You know, every time I think I'm the fucked-up one in this group Kiki, you open your mouth, and then I'm like "No, I'm doing great."