♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ - Attention, shoppers! - Excuse me! I am drunk and horny! I repeat, I am drunk and horny!
A Bad Moms Christmas
5.7s
- Carla! - Broke my cock! - Just go to work. - I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
A Bad Moms Christmas
41.5s
Oh, yeah. No, honey, those were... Those were happy screams. They didn't sound happy. And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-word. Okay, I-I, um... Yeah, I don't, I don't really recall doing that, so, yeah. - I don't know if that happened. - You did. You were like, "Oh, my fucking God!" Just like that. "Oh, my fucking God!" Okay, alright. Shh! Shh! Um, here's the thing. Your dad and I were just playing a fun little grown-up game. You played the game seven times. Six and a half. But who's counting? Here's the thing, let's just not... Let's just not talk about this. - Cool? - Cool. - High-five. Awesome. - Got it.
A Bad Moms Christmas
31.6s
- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
23.3s
Yeah. Then, there's all the over-the-top Christmas parties. Oh, my God. Are these lobster Santa hats? Are these a thing now? What the fuck? Then, there's all the cooking all the cleaning all the wrapping. It's insane! There's just never enough time. Argh!
A Bad Moms Christmas
10.8s
Why do we have to go to the "Russian Nutcracker" again? I mean, we're not even Russian. The "Russian Nutcracker" is the real "Nutcracker." Not the sellout Disney version with all the dancing and joy.
A Bad Moms Christmas
9.6s
Where is she, guys? Where is Happy Happy Princess? Oh, my God. I know it's just a doll, but God. Christmas is killing me this year.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.5s
Tonight was a complete travesty.
A Bad Moms Christmas
4.1s
What... the fuck?
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.7s
Wow. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m15s
Do you think that was funny, Hank? What if I changed out your heart pills? - Would that be funny, too? - Oh, Jesus, babe. I can't believe A-Amy is actually intent on ruining Christmas this year. I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts. Or you could stop fighting with her and we could just have a nice Christmas. Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter, Hank? - Yeah! Oh. - Because I don't. I'm just trying to give my grandchildren the amazing Christmas that they deserve. This is their first Christmas without their father. And if it is perfect they will know that things are gonna be okay. But if our daughter throws a half-assed Christmas it will rattle the kids, and they could descend into a spiral of fear, depression and drugs. Okay. But the kids looked really happy tonight. They would have been happier at the "Russian Nutcracker," Hank. My way of doing Christmas is enchanting and magical. And Amy's way of doing Christmas is lazy and embarrassing. And my way is better, and my way will win. Because my way will always win. Well, I'm just glad this is all about the kids. Hank, I am Amy's mother and it is my job to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be. Trust me, someday she will thank me in an inspirational speech at some large public venue.
A Bad Moms Christmas
16.1s
Oh, my God. His face is in her tits. Wait. Mom. Mom, no motorboating! - We talked about this. - Alright. - It's about to get weird. - It's game time. - Oh, you look great! - That's my mom. - That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom. - Your mom? - Yeah. Oh, my God, it's a pleasure. You have such a lovely daughter. I know.
A Bad Moms Christmas
11.9s
Yeah, I am. - Who are you? - I'm Ty Swindel. I'm here to get my balls waxed. That's great news. Why don't you hop on my table, Ty Swindel? Alright, thank you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.8s
Whoo! I love his panties. They're so seasonal.
A Bad Moms Christmas
3.5s
Put a baby in me, Santa number two!
A Bad Moms Christmas
9.2s
Oh, my God. No more pussies. Please, God. No more pussies. Uh, yeah? Oh, hi. Uh... Are you Carla?