Office Space

Office Space is a 1999 American satirical black comedy film written and directed by Mike Judge. It satirizes the work life of a typical 1990s software company, focusing on a handful of individuals weary of their jobs. It stars Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Gary Cole, Stephen Root, David Herman, Ajay Naidu, and Diedrich Bader. Office Space was filmed in Dallas and Austin, Texas. It is based on Judge's Milton cartoon series and was his first foray into live-action filmmaking. The film was Judge's second full-length motion picture release, following Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. It was released in theaters on February 19, 1999, by 20th Century Fox. Its sympathetic depiction of ordinary information technology workers garnered a cult following within that field, but it also addresses themes familiar to white-collar employees and the workforce in general. It was a box office disappointment, making $12.2 million on a $10 million production budget; however, it sold well on home video, and has become a cult film. Several aspects of the film have become Internet memes. A scene in which the three main characters systematically destroy a dysfunctional printer has been widely parodied. Swingline introduced a red stapler to its product line after the Milton character used one painted in that color in the film. Judge's 2009 film Extract is also set in an office and was intended as a companion piece to Office Space.

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I really can't.

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So, when the subroutine compounds the interest... it uses all these extra decimal places... that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing... and we round 'em all down and drop the remainder... into an account that we opened. So you're stealing?

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Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?

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Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

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Michael, Samir, how you doin'? - Hey, Tom. - Hello, Tom. I'd like you to meet my lawyer Rob Newhouse. Rob, Michael. Samir. Peter! How are you? I'm glad you could make it. Tom, hi. This is somebody I'd like you to meet. - This is, uh, Joanna. - Hi. Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

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Ooh, ooh. Peter, come here a minute. I wanna show you something.

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Well... what do you think? It's a prototype. Huh... that's... that's exactly as you described it.

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Uh, listen, I heard about your... your settlement. Congratulations. Well, thanks, Peter. You know, I'm glad you're here, because I wanted to talk to you. I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and... I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel. I used to be the same way. - Really? - Sure. Maybe I didn't whine as much. But I bet I hated my job even more than you... and I'd been doing it for over thirty years. Wow. Just remember, if you hang in there long enough... good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

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Thanks, Tom.

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Ah, sure.

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

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- Hey, Peter. - Drew. That's something about old Smykowski, huh? - Yeah. - Lucky bastard.

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Hey, isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's? Yep. Who's she here with? She's with me.

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- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

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Why's that, Drew? Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right? She does, does she? Oh, yeah, like a record. Like with who? Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Uh, let me see, who else? Lumbergh?

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What if you get caught? Oh, I just don't know if this was such a good idea. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh. What? What are you...

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Oh, right, Lumbergh. Aah! Oh... God... Lumbergh! Peter, what is wrong with you? That was, like, two years ago. What? Did you know him? Yeah, I know him. I know him. He's my boss. He's my unholy, disgusting pig of a boss. Oh, he's not that disgusting. He represents all that is soulless and wrong... and you slept with him. Hey, that is none of your business, OK? I didn't ask you who you slept with before we were together. I don't care. I didn't think you slept with guys like Lumbergh! Listen to you. Who do you think you are? How dare you judge me? I mean, what are you? You think you're an angel? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wannabe criminal man. Yeah, well, that may be. But at least I never slept with Lumbergh. OK, that's... l'm done. I wanna get out of the car, OK? Stop. Call me when you grow up. Wait. That's probably never gonna happen. So don't call me, OK? Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

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Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Lumbergh fucked her. Lumbergh fucked her. That is great. I mean, she was seeing the "Oh" face for sure. Ohh, ohh, ohh. Ooh. If you could just move a little bit to the left. That's it. Great. Peter, what's happening? Um, could you give me those T.P.S. Reports ASAP, OK? Oh! - Joanna. - Yeah.

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We need to talk. Do you know what this is about?

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My, uh, flair? Yeah. Or your lack of flair, because, uh... I'm counting, and I only see fifteen pieces. Let me ask you a question, Joanna. What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?

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