Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is a 2013 American comedy film and the sequel to the 2004 film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. As with the original film, it is directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow, written by McKay and Will Ferrell with Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Christina Applegate and Fred Willard all reprising their roles from the first film. Development for the film began as early as 2008, but Paramount Pictures turned down the proposed sequel. However, in March 2012, Ferrell officially announced the film was in production and filming began in March 2013. Unlike the first film, the film is distributed by Paramount Pictures instead of DreamWorks Pictures. The Legend Continues was released on December 18, 2013. It received generally positive reviews and grossed $173 million worldwide on a $50 million budget.
Jack Lime's been filling in for you since you've been gone. You know, he's really not such a bad guy after all. Ha-ha. He goes by Jack Lame now. Well, he shouldn't be doing that. He should be going by Jack Lame. Brick! Brick. That's checkers and caulk. Don't eat that.
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What about Linda? She hasn't called. Linda's pretty busy. Ron, I'm going to need your recipe. So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day? You're just out here pretty much away from everything. Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead. Every day? Yes! Every day! And then I begin what's called The Great Adventure. Making breakfast. I've eaten everything from nails to drink coasters. One time I bit hard into a marble ashtray, thinking it was a savory waffle. I wanted that waffle so bad! Completely shattered my teeth. Couldn't you tell the ashtray wasn't hot like a waffle? No! I couldn't! Because I'm blind! I'm not blind 23 hours a day or 22 hours a day, I'm blind the whole goddamn time! Do you have any idea what it's like to drink a half a bottle of ketchup thinking it was a bottle of 1946 Chateauneuf-Du-Pape?
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I can't even masturbate! Why? Heck, one morning, I spent 20 minutes aggressively rubbing my shin, wondering, "Where's the sensation? "Where's the pleasure coming?" You rubbed your shin thinking it was a penis? I know you think I'm stupid, don't you? - No! - The weirdo who lives in the weird lighthouse in the middle of nowhere. Ron, it was your choice to live in a "weird lighthouse." You know why I live here? Let me say it real slow and real loud. I'm bl-i-i-i-i-nd!
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Really? Every news station is copying what you did, Ron. All the stories are about animals, or car chases or strip clubs. The genie has been let out of the bottle, and old Ron Burgundy popped the cork. That's why I quit WBC News. What? There's no real news... being reported out there. It's just all about ratings.
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