Duration: 55.8s

What about Linda? She hasn't called. Linda's pretty busy. Ron, I'm going to need your recipe. So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day? You're just out here pretty much away from everything. Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead. Every day? Yes! Every day! And then I begin what's called The Great Adventure. Making breakfast. I've eaten everything from nails to drink coasters. One time I bit hard into a marble ashtray, thinking it was a savory waffle. I wanted that waffle so bad! Completely shattered my teeth. Couldn't you tell the ashtray wasn't hot like a waffle? No! I couldn't! Because I'm blind! I'm not blind 23 hours a day or 22 hours a day, I'm blind the whole goddamn time! Do you have any idea what it's like to drink a half a bottle of ketchup thinking it was a bottle of 1946 Chateauneuf-Du-Pape?