Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Hey, if you guys want to bang, me and Teddy can totally leave the room. No,no,honey,honey, they're classy, they're not like us. They're good pe0Ple- I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. Mr. Meighan. What the hell? Holy shit! Is it all right if I come in?

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Sure, yeah.

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How are you feeling, John?

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I'm alive.

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You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.

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And no matter how many of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down, you're not gonna change that. Not in our eyes. Ted is real.

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So you can go fuck yourself.

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I will.

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And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.

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What? Seriously? TED: Oh, my God! You heard that? Oh, my gosh! TED: I don't believe it! (CLEARS THROAT)

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Maybe we don't want you now. Shut up. No, yeah, we want you. For sure, we want you. What made you change your mind? Well, when I saw what John did for you, that he was willing to give his life for yours, it gave me a kick in the ass. Reminded me of why I chose to do the kind of work I do.

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I'm sorry I turned you away. I was wrong.

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As far as I'm concerned, anyone who can inspire that kind of love in another person deserves to be called human.

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You mean it? I certainly do.

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So, shall we get started?

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What defines a person?

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What defines property?

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What's the difference?

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The anthropologist and ethioist Dawn Prince-Hughes argues that the standards for personhood include self-awareness, an ability to understand complex emotions and a capacity for empathy.

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We're all in agreement that Ted is self-aware.

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