Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Johnny.

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You were my thunder buddy.

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You were my thunder buddy for life.

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And you gave up your own life to save mine.

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The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.

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Goodbye, John.

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I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)

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Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!

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I totally fucking got you!

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Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!

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You son of a bitch! That was fucking classic! Wait, wait, wait. This is payback because I made you think that I was retarded! You made me think you were retarded! Oh! Well done! Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING) High five. What the fuck is going on? What's going on, is this guy just won the bullshit comedy blue ribbon. You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!

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Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.

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No problem. We're a fun hospital.

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You asshole! You think this shit is funny?

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Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?

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You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."

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You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)

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How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

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Well, we'll have to talk about that.

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Okay, well, good talk.

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