Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Thirsty, Urkel?

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I fucking love this place.

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(GRUNTS)

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What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.

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Kidnapping only applies to people. And you, Ted, you're property. Yeah, so is that fucking hairpiece.

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What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.

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Hey,Bennefi!

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Oh, shit! You messed up my car. What the hell is wrong with you? Look, Sam, this is a really bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted. But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though. Hey, fuck your Chrysler!

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(YELLS)

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(RIPS) (GASPS)

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Holy shit! Look,Donny,Donny! You don't wanna do this! Okay?

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Think about what happened at Fenway. You remember? You out me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!

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Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?

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This isn't about you, Ted.

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You're only one bear.

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We're gonna figure out what makes you real, and then we're gonna make millions of Teds. One for every child in the world.

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One for me.

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One that loves me just as much as you love John.

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Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...

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What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?

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