Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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I'm sorry. I, uh... You better be planning on buying that!

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He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.

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I have $40, here.

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You see him anywhere? No. Let's try in there.

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Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman. The new Superman is...

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Jonah Hill!

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Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!

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And if that is not big enough news, Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line of Transformers merchandise next fall.

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(CHEERING)

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We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.

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Fresh cakes.

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Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.

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Take a look. (CHEERING)

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Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!

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Isthatyou? Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a stroller so we're gonna take him back and sober him up. Ah, rock on, Ted. Eff yeah. Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

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Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.

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Hey, Johnny. Guy?

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Man, it's a goddamn party here today.

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Hey, I remember you from the wedding. You get a nose job? No.

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Yes, you did, you fucking liar. Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. Did you see which way they went? Yeah, yeah. Baok hallway, past the photo booth. Come on!

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