Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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(INDISTINCT TALKING)

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Please be seated.

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Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?

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Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Um, 'm the case of Ted v. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, we, the jury, find for the Commonwealth in that Ted is not a person.

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(CROWD MURMURING)

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(SIGHS)

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(GAVEL BANGING)

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JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.

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The definition entails the rights thereof and will be recognized in the terms set by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.

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Are you sure you can get him? Remember, you're on your own out there. Hasbro can have no connection to this. Oh, I'll get him.

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And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.

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Do you remember what it is?

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Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.

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Fresh cakes.

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(SNIFFLING) This isn't fucking fair. Teddy's a good man.

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Why is he being treated differently than everybody else?

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(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. Putting different people into little groups and making them watch Tyler Perry. It's wrong!

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I'm so sorry, baby.

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No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.

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