Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Do you love Tami-Lynn?

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I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.

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So you're saying you are capable of feeling love.

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Yeah.

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Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.

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Ted, do you believe you have a soul?

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(SINGING) What did you think I would do at this moment When you're standing before me With tears in your eyes That answer your question? Objection. Your Honor? (SINGSONGY) Overruled! A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.

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Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.

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Look, I'm not a scientist, okay?

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I don't know exactly what makes a person a person. All I know is I feel stuff.

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Just like all you guys.

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And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.

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Capable of love.

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Aware of his own consciousness.

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Seems pretty human to me.

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No further questions.

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Mr. Kidder, you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.

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And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?

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The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases.

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Hmm.

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