Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)

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No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.

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"Justice."

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I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.

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Jusflce.

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A hundred and fifty years ago a slave by the name of Dred Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.

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He lost.

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And as history has shown us, that waswtjustice.

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In every civil rights conflict, we are only able to recognize the just point of view years after the fact.

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And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.

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"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.

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It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.

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So I urge you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, not to be a footnote on the wrong side of history.

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Don't wait too long to be right.

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Thank you.

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Erection. Sustained.

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Ms. Mc:Cafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child. Is that correct?

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Yeah.

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And if I may inquire, why did you not choose to have a child of your own?

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Because Teddy ain't got no dick.

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