Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Yeah.

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So, we're gonna win this thing?

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Honestly, I don't know.

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Oh, we're betting on you.

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Hey, Johnny, come on. It's almost 7:00. We got to get up there. Hey, Sam, you want in on this? What is it? On Tuesday nights, we get fucked up and throw apples atjoggers.

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Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?

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It's everybody else's fault, Mary Decker!

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Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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That's the lottery! That's the lottery! That's what you get for fucking exercising!

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That is unbelievable!

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Teddy.

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Teddy, I'm scared. Baby, we're gonna be fine. I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.

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I love you so much. And I swear to God, if we lose, I'm gonna fucking cut thatjudge. Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade? Yeah. But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it? Oh!

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Hey, Sam.

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Who's that buttnut over there?

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That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild. It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.

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He's never lost a case in his life.

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Mr. Wild, your opening statement, if you please.

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Thank you, Your Honor.

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