Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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All right. I think I can handle the defense.

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But let's make one thing clear. We never had this conversation.

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Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.

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Do you understand? (WHISPERS) Yes, I do.

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(EXHALES)

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I need Shep Wild.

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SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn. I've never had Pringles on my steak before. Oh, it's my pleasure. It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really. Oh, I haven't done anything yet. Well, you know, we wanted to take you out to dinner, but, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. Things are getting really tight, huh? Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.

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BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs! Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar! Get your BJs here.

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Wow. Hey, listen, lgotanidea. Uh, Tami, what do you say you and me go do the dishes and give Sam and Diane here some alone time, eh'?

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(LAUGHS) All right, all right.

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Hey, you go pull a bad back, bitch!

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What do you think that was about?

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Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.

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You know, lam a little bit curious. How is it that a guy like you is unattached?

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Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?

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I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.

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One day I woke up and I just realized I wasn't myself anymore.

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You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.

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At least you figured it out early.

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Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.

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