American Pie 2

American Pie 2 is a 2001 American sex comedy film directed by James B. Rogers and written by Adam Herz and David H. Steinberg from a story by Herz. A sequel to the 1999 comedy film American Pie, it is the second film in the American Pie series and stars Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas, and Eugene Levy. The film follows the sexual exploits of five friends – Jim, Kevin, Stifler, Oz, and Finch – and their attempts to have the greatest summer party ever at a summer beach house. American Pie 2 was released in the United States on August 10, 2001, and grossed over $145 million in the US and $142 million overseas, making it the highest-grossing film in the franchise at $287.6 million worldwide. The film received generally mixed reviews from critics. A sequel to the film, titled American Wedding, was released on August 1, 2003.

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I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... because I have not been here the whole time. Natalie, get dressed! - Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around! - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!

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Hey, fuckface. - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.

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Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... I wanna show you what you're missing.

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See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.

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- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look. What the fuck, man? Come on! I'm disappointed in you. Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl. One. You're a disgrace to men everywhere. Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling.

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Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today? - Are you kiddin' me? - Bullshit.

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Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

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- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.

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- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. Put your party hat on. - We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir!

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Weird.

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The one that got away, huh, son? Well, evidently you two... made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. I didn't see it. It was brought up at a PTA meeting. Anyway, my point is... these little sexual debacles should not get you down... because you know what? It happens to the best of us. In fact... the first time your mother and I... got together... I used a condom. Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping". But I got over it. Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... and good things will happen. Good to have you home, son.

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It's good to be home, Dad.

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It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! Finch, how are you?

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It's Japanese. It means "hello". Hello. - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. Changed majors. Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. All right, enough. But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to... Stifler's mom. Stifler's mom is a goddess.

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How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.

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Mary, would I do that? - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.

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Looks like someone gained the freshman 15. - This'll help. - You're an asshole. Missed you too. All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies?

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Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it. Sherman! Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.

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All right. You stupid fuck!

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- Are you Steve Stifler? - Yes, I am. Thank you for throwing this awesome party, man. - No problem. - The cops bust all our parties now. Well, I put the word out so high school chicks would come. Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it okay for you to be here.

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