National Lampoon's Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is a 2002 comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Brent Goldberg and David T. Wagner. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as the title character alongside Tara Reid, Kal Penn, and Tim Matheson. The film follows the misadventures of its lead character, Van Wilder, a seventh-year senior who has made it his life goal to help undergrads at Coolidge College succeed in the future. After an article is written about his legacy by fellow student, Gwen Pearson (played by Reid), Van Wilder's party lifestyle is brought to light. This attracts the attention of Wilder's father, played by Matheson, who cuts off his tuition. Wilder becomes stuck in the middle of a love triangle between Gwen and her mean-spirited boyfriend, Richard Bagg while struggling to graduate. He tries various schemes to earn enough money to pay his tuition and graduate, with help from Gwen and the rest of the student body, except for a couple of sinister enemies who attempt to sabotage his efforts. The film received mostly negative reviews from critics but was popular with audiences. The film grossed $21,305,259 at the US box office; $16,970,224 at the international box office; and $38,275,483 overall, thus making it a box-office success. A sequel, Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj, was released on December 1, 2006. A prequel, Van Wilder: Freshman Year, was released straight-to-DVD on July 14, 2009. The movie is loosely based on a Rolling Stone article featuring comedian Bert Kreischer.

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I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

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And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!

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Thank you, Milty!

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After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.

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That's right, folks. Save the swim team.

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Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.

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Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.

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External occipital protuberance.

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Posterior gluteal line.

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Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

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Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?

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I have confirmations from the African-American Club... the Gay and Lesbian Caucus, MECCA, HEPA, PETA. This multi-coalition party was a masterful plan. It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. Van, you must listen to me. We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. What if she's right, huh? What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? Listen to yourself, meathead. You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.

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- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

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You got all this. I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay?

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

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- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.

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It really is. But don't do it for me.

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Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.

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I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

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