Big Momma's House 2
Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film, the sequel to 2000's Big Momma's House and the second installment of the Big Momma Trilogy. The film was directed by John Whitesell and stars Martin Lawrence reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, along with Nia Long, Zachary Levi, Mark Moses, Emily Procter, Kat Dennings and Chloë Grace Moretz in supporting roles. Unlike the first film, Big Momma's House 2 takes on a family friendly tone compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006, by 20th Century Fox. Although it received mostly negative reviews from critics, it was a box office success, grossing $141.5 million against a budget of $40 million. A sequel, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, was released on February 18, 2011.
You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety. What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us? Yes, but you don't know them the way I do. If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you. And God help you if that happens. That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug. No, no. I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now. Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack?
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So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle? Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators. Me! Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents. Although, if your daddy got no job... and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call. - Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun - That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad? ...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed.
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Couldn't you have at least taken off that chicken suit? First of all, its an eagle suit. And unfortunately, I had no choice. The zipper melted. - What's wrong with you anyway? - Ryan and the guys saw you. - So? - So its embarrassing. Ryan's dad sells shrimp out the trunk of his car. He's the one that should be embarrassed. - Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken. - Eagle. I'm an eagle. An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect.
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Hi, honey. Hi, baby! What happened to my little birdie? - Eagle too proud to talk about it. Well, come on inside and let me take a look. - Hey, baby. - Hi, honey. - What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot. The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche. - Malcolm, with what he's offering... we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan. Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing. But I am not drivin no minivan. - Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk. Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby... and how it was gonna change things? You promised me you were up for this. Yeah, baby, but to be fair... you were naked when most of those promises were made. - Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay?
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- I want in. - I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore. Reinstate me. You know what the man meant to me. He was my first partner. Hudson taught me everything I know about this job. I know that. You think I don't know that? But the Orange County office has jurisdiction. They already have their best people on it. You know full well the best people for this is me. Not anymore. The fact is, we don't need you, Malcolm.
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- Look. You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one. Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you- Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday? Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn. The flames weren't that big. Uh-huh. Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight. I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order. - I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you.
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