Big Momma's House 2
Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film, the sequel to 2000's Big Momma's House and the second installment of the Big Momma Trilogy. The film was directed by John Whitesell and stars Martin Lawrence reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, along with Nia Long, Zachary Levi, Mark Moses, Emily Procter, Kat Dennings and Chloë Grace Moretz in supporting roles. Unlike the first film, Big Momma's House 2 takes on a family friendly tone compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006, by 20th Century Fox. Although it received mostly negative reviews from critics, it was a box office success, grossing $141.5 million against a budget of $40 million. A sequel, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, was released on February 18, 2011.
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The United States government operates the most sophisticated... intelligence-gathering operations in the world. A few months ago, we received anonymous intel... that someone was designing a worm- a backdoor hack into that system. So, terrorists, North Korea- whoever gets their hands on this will know everything we know? N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D. All their databases will be an open book. Military intelligence, launch codes. They'll have access to everything we've got. Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller. As you can see, he spent a stint in the army, military intelligence. He's now head of development of software at a company called National Agenda Software.
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Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh- Guess what? - Huh? Um, There's this - this convention. A safety convention. Seasoned professionals sharing ideas. You know, a think tank. A think tank? Really? Well, who's going? - Uh, McGruff the Crime Dog... - Uh-huh. uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there. - Wow. - Baby, all the heavy hitters. Now that I think about it, like, they all comin out. So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great! Well, its not like we sharing a room or anything like that. - I don't get down like that. - No, baby, I didn't mean it like that. I just - I meant that I'm really proud of you. And I know you're working really hard to make this new job work. And I know that you're doing it for me... - and for Trent and for the baby. And for all the babies to come. Malcolm, I love you. - All the babies to come? - Yeah. Mm- hmm. - You wanna give me a number? - Mm-hmm.
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- Go get em. She is an excellent agent. Very professional. Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here. - I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi. They're here. Can I talk to you for a second? I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise. What? I don't know what you mean. Look, I know that I am particular. But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible. Probably not about everything, but I think that... there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably.
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Lets just jump right into the interviews. - Great. Whatever you want. I have three amazing candidates. Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. Mrs. Fuller, this is- Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Big Mommas in the house. Ooh, hello. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... but there was an incident on the bus. - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... who wont playing the flute no time soon. Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh.
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Who the hell is that? Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. Miss... Big Momma? Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. Now, that's good equal opportunity. You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. First, we have Petra. - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... for one of Orange County's most respected families. Unfortunately, they divorced. Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? Excuse me? Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. Butterball naked. Hmm? Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. All right? It's okay. I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... by a pair of perky Ds. Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? Oh. Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. Wow. That explains it. You-You chasing the dragon? - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? Child smoking the cheeba? I got two words: roach clip. So you don't burn your fingers. - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go.
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Who is this woman? Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance. Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you. Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free? Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. She has impeccable references. She even studied child psychology. Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh. Well, children are my passion. - Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say... that you're a follower of Bouch�? Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory?
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Um, Kreiter. - Definitely Kreiter. - Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher. And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock, but he don't know nothin' about children. So what else are you lyin' about? What? Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways... but I'm sure you don't want a nanny who's packin'.. Packing?
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Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. And so comfortable. Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. I own my own marketing business... and my husband, Tom, is in software.
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- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.
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Damn. How many kids you got? I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... music are yellow, um... tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? You're funny. Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... but, you know, the world is changing. And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. - Oh, rats! Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. He hasn't really been himself lately. We had this other dog named Carla. - She was Ponchos girlfriend. And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. Anyway, lets go meet the children. First, we have Andrew. He's three. Oh, my goodness. I know. He does that all day long. And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. You cant be throwing yourself around like that. Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... that hell talk when he's ready. So until then- Well, I hope he's wearing a cup.
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Id get everything pointy out of the room. is going through a bit of a phase. Well, like this, for example. She never used to lock her door. - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... would not be our favorite.
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