Snatch

Snatch is a 2000 crime comedy film written and directed by Guy Ritchie, featuring an ensemble cast and set in the London criminal underworld. The film contains two intertwined plots, one dealing with the search for a stolen diamond, the other with a small-time boxing promoter (Jason Statham) who finds himself under the thumb of a ruthless gangster (Alan Ford) who is ready and willing to have his subordinates carry out severe and sadistic acts of violence. The film shares themes, ideas, and motifs with Ritchie's first film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It is also filmed in the same visual style and features many of the same actors.

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...sharpish.

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I don't want a fuss or to put a bullet in your face...

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...but unless you give me what I want there will be fucking murders.

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What's your name? Shoot him.

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Let go of the gun!

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So, you're obviously the big dick...

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...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.

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There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...

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...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts.

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You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you.

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The fact that you've got '' Replica'' written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got '' Desert Eagle .50'' ... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off.

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Lock the door.

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Lock it!

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Give me the case.

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Fuck you.

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Shoot me.

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I will. I'll shoot you.

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Pass me case or I shoot you.

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You know what?

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Fuck you too.

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