Snatch

Snatch is a 2000 crime comedy film written and directed by Guy Ritchie, featuring an ensemble cast and set in the London criminal underworld. The film contains two intertwined plots, one dealing with the search for a stolen diamond, the other with a small-time boxing promoter (Jason Statham) who finds himself under the thumb of a ruthless gangster (Alan Ford) who is ready and willing to have his subordinates carry out severe and sadistic acts of violence. The film shares themes, ideas, and motifs with Ritchie's first film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It is also filmed in the same visual style and features many of the same actors.

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...but you don't want to sieve through pigshit, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting... ...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds... ...in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig... ...can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh... ...every minute. Hence the expression...

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...''as greedy as a pig.'' Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are... ...apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

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Do you know what '' nemesis'' means? ''A righteous infliction of retribution... ...manifested by an appropriate agent.'' Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt: Me.

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Gentlemen....

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Why can't you find me Franky, Doug?

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Avi, what do you want me to do? I'm not a bounty hunter.

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What about Tony?

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Bullet-Tooth Tony.

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Who's Bullet-Tooth-- -Tony! -You silly fuck. He's a liability. He'd find Moses and the burning bush. You are gonna die, Tony! He got shot six times, had the bullets moulded into gold. I shoot you, you go down! He has two in his teeth that Dad did, so he loves Dad. Why don't you fucking die?

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-He's the best chance you got. -Six times? In one sitting. You're in trouble now.

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Sounds promising. What are we waiting for?

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Bonjour.

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What's so fucking important?

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Why do you think we've got a dead man...

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-...missing an arm in our office? -Talk to me, tell me.

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You give us four days...

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...l'll get you a stone the size of a fucking home. I kid you not.

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What do you think, Errol? I think we should drip-dry them, while we got the chance. It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

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-You got 48 hours. -Yeah.

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You can keep that silly, fat wanker. The lads can't lift him.

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