Snatch

Snatch is a 2000 crime comedy film written and directed by Guy Ritchie, featuring an ensemble cast and set in the London criminal underworld. The film contains two intertwined plots, one dealing with the search for a stolen diamond, the other with a small-time boxing promoter (Jason Statham) who finds himself under the thumb of a ruthless gangster (Alan Ford) who is ready and willing to have his subordinates carry out severe and sadistic acts of violence. The film shares themes, ideas, and motifs with Ritchie's first film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It is also filmed in the same visual style and features many of the same actors.

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Whoops.

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I want to see that sneaky fucking Russian.

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Why's he got a tea cosy on his head? To keep his head warm.

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-What happened to him? -He got shot in the face. I thought that was obvious.

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What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit?

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-What do you want me to do? -Sort it out.

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-I'm not a witch doctor. -But you are a bad boy yardie...

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...and bad boy yardies should know how to get rid of bodies.

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I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies.

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We're in, governor.

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Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?

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Grab hold of his legs.

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What do you think I'm gonna grab him by, his ears?

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Hope this is not a bad moment.

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Do you know who I am?

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I do.

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Good. That will save me some time, then.

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Well, I don't.

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do... ...is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Would someone mind telling me, who are you? When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. It's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days...

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...then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out... ...for the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course...

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