Superbad

Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and produced by Judd Apatow. It stars Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as Seth and Evan, two teenagers about to graduate from high school. Before graduating, the boys want to party and lose their virginity, but their plan proves harder than expected. Christopher Mintz-Plasse (in his film debut), Rogen, Bill Hader, Martha MacIsaac, and Emma Stone (in her film debut) provide supporting roles. Rogen and Goldberg wrote the script during their teenage years. It is loosely based on their experience in Grade 12 at Point Grey Secondary School in Vancouver during the 1990s. The main characters have the same given names as the two writers. Rogen was also initially intended to play Seth, but due to age and physical size this was changed, and Hill went on to portray Seth, while Rogen portrayed the irresponsible Officer Michaels, opposite Saturday Night Live star Hader as Officer Slater. Superbad premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on August 13, 2007, and was theatrically released in the United States four days later on August 17, 2007. Upon release, the film received positive reviews, with critics praising the dialogue and the chemistry between the two leads as well as the performances of the supporting cast. The film also proved financially successful, grossing over $170 million on a $17.5–20 million budget.

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- Yeah. - McLovin?

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What kind of a stupid name is that? Are you an Irish R & B singer? They let you pick any name you want when you're there. And you landed on McLovin? Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad. Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name? Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book. Have you ever met anyone named Mohammad? Have you ever met anyone named McLovin? No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name. - Fuck you. - Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin! What? One name? One name? Who are you, Seal? Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs... ...and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 -year-olds are in this town? It's called fucking strategy. Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll... It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID"... ...or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be? I am McLovin.

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No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed... ...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck! Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance. Did you move my...? Where is my car? Oh, my God, man. What did I say to you? I told you not to park here. Why would you park in the staff parking lot? Shut the fuck up, Fogell. I mean, because you're not staff. I know that, Fagell! I know that!

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Evan, let's go to your house.

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Wait, are you guys still picking me up from work?

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Can you answer me?

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Man, don't you have any non-infant clothes?

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- It'll be fine. - Yeah. Why don't you just wear what you wore to school? I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists. Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now. Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes? That's the dumbest thing ever. My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded. These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies. Where did I leave the M16? Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap? Fuck me. I can't...

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That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?

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What the hell is that? It's a fucking vest, dumbass. - I'm trying to look older. - You look like Pinocchio. - It's just a vest. - They got a lot of booze in there. If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit. No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25. Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth. You really fucked me on this one. So now I'm gonna steal the booze. Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later. Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man. Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay? I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.

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Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.

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Hope piggy can run.

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How old are you? Twenty-two.

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You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars. Okay. Thank you kindly. Will that do? Certainly will. Thank you, Seth. Hey, thank you.

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You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like some help? Well, that would be lovely, young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol? That would be lovely. - Enjoy your remaining years. - I will. - Enjoy fucking Jules. - I will.

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Don't do it, kid. I never had a choice.

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You fucking killed her! No!

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Where's all the stolen liquor? Did you hide it up your butt? Piss off! I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach. You never would've done it. Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected. Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.

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All right. Here we are. This is it. - You ready? Yeah? - Yeah.

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- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change. - Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol. We're gonna get alcohol for the whole party, okay? We put a lot of time into this list, so don't fuck it up. It's perfect. Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick... Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.

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