Superbad
Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and produced by Judd Apatow. It stars Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as Seth and Evan, two teenagers about to graduate from high school. Before graduating, the boys want to party and lose their virginity, but their plan proves harder than expected. Christopher Mintz-Plasse (in his film debut), Rogen, Bill Hader, Martha MacIsaac, and Emma Stone (in her film debut) provide supporting roles. Rogen and Goldberg wrote the script during their teenage years. It is loosely based on their experience in Grade 12 at Point Grey Secondary School in Vancouver during the 1990s. The main characters have the same given names as the two writers. Rogen was also initially intended to play Seth, but due to age and physical size this was changed, and Hill went on to portray Seth, while Rogen portrayed the irresponsible Officer Michaels, opposite Saturday Night Live star Hader as Officer Slater. Superbad premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on August 13, 2007, and was theatrically released in the United States four days later on August 17, 2007. Upon release, the film received positive reviews, with critics praising the dialogue and the chemistry between the two leads as well as the performances of the supporting cast. The film also proved financially successful, grossing over $170 million on a $17.5–20 million budget.
I told her what time it was. That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. - Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth. I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth. While you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be at State... ...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me. What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole. We got nothing. Nothing tonight, Fogell. No? Well, if nothing comes up, we can get shitfaced again, yeah? You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong. At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went... ...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
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Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight. That's insane. Evan was like, "I heard about this party. We shouldn't tell Fogell." I was like, "No, we should tell Fogell." You could buy us booze now. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll... Sure, I'll buy the booze. Yeah, we're gonna get our drinks on. We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude. If you're not in this class, leave this class. Fogell! Hi. Okay. Gotta go. Well done. Seriously. See you after class.
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We're getting a fake ID, so... - It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool. But you guys have, like, four more years to go... ...so do you wanna get to work? Well, we got into different schools, so... So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen? Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen? The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together? I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know. We met when we were 8. We were fine before then. I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together. No. All right, I gotta take a piss. My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.
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Well, at least we're getting a graduation party. Thank God, man. I'm excited. I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Jules. - Unforgivable things. - I hear you, man. I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. Becca's a bitch. You know what? I'm seriously getting fucking sick of you... ...talking about her like that, if we can be honest. - Me too. - Why do you hate her so much? You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.
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- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man? Fine, Evan. Here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... ...and draw pictures of dicks. What? Draw pictures of dicks. Dicks? Like a man dick? Yeah. Like a man dick.
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I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks. I don't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis. - That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up. Here I am, this little kid... ... and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. All right. I mean, I don't see what this has to do with Becca. Just listen. Okay? Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all of my dick drawings... ... in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard. All of a sudden... Pussy! You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Yeah. I know.
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She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest... ... and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic... ... and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil. My parents make me see a therapist, and he's asking me dick questions. They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no Popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Yeah. Well, I don't... That's really messed up.
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