The Family Plan
The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.
What happened to chess club? Um... [stammers] It was canceled today. - Right-- Right, Samir? - You don't pay me to lie. - You pay him? - No, I-- [stammers] [stammers] Um, you don't need to-- It's-- - I-- I can explain. - [Dan] Get in the car. - I-- [sighs] - Get in the car. [Dan] Let's go now.
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Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
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- Whoo! Yes! - Oh, so pumped. Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. I mean-- And why Vegas? I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. - You love Adele. - [sighs deeply] You love Adele. Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. She's got the voice of a freaking angel. Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. [chuckles] Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. - Oh. Oh. - [gasps] Ooh. Are you sure it's not Tuesday? You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. And we're driving there? Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip.
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But we gotta go now. [stammers] Before the traffic gets bad. And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay? - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff? - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no, no, no. I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there, we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman - in those fancy hotel boutiques... - [sighs] - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop. And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want. [exhales heavily] [sighs deeply] Okay. Oh, this is totally crazy. - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy. - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy. We're going to Vegas!
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- [Jess] Whoa. Jesus. - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. [babbles] [tires squealing] Oh, my God. - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. You never take it?
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