The Family Plan

The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.

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- Hey, Dan. - [pants] Have a good one. [pants] All right. [pants]

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[panting]

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Shit. The passports are out of date.

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[breathes heavily] From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie. [babbles, squeals] [person 3] Hello? Hey, don't hang up. How are you still alive? Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too. Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets.

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Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?

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Oh, God. You've got some nerve calling me. McCaffrey scorched the earth looking for you. Yep. Looks like he's found me. - [Augie] How? - I don't know. Social media, I guess. You idiot.

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- [sighs] - I had to leave my life behind. Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks.

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- Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay. But given you're trying to look like you're not in college, maybe try losing the hoodie? [mutters indistinctly] Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash. And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places. You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour, mah-jongg at six o'clock? Leave my mom out of this. - Oh, she'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that. Well, you haven't in 18 years. - Meet me in Vegas in three days. - [sighs, clicks tongue] I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road. Vegas? Why Vegas? I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona. - Vegas, I can sell. - You haven't told them? Are you mental? What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do? Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast? Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way, your dad was a government assassin. I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie.

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Chess club.

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[exhales heavily]

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[breathes heavily] All right, come on.

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[tires squeal] [school bell rings]

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Where's Nina? [panting] Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit. What? When?

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Three months ago. So, where is she now?

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I don't know. [sighs] All right, look. I'll give you 50 bucks for your best guess of where Nina is. I'm a journalist. I don't give people up. 100. Try under the bleachers. [sighs] That's what I thought.

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I wrote my college essay on how universities propagate systemic racism, and my mom shot it down. - [scoffs] - I was like, "Hello, that's how change happens." And she goes, "No, that's how community college happens." - [chuckles] - [Dan] Nina.

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Dad, what are you doing here? This is a safe space. He can't just come in here. Your dad's hot.

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- Okay, Kelly. That's gross. - [chuckles] You're meant to be in an editorial meeting. Yeah, I am. I-- I was. - I-- - You quit three months ago. How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor. - [scoffs] You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do. - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit. You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club? We need to find your brother. Can't you tell me what's going on? Nothing. I-- I have a surprise for the family, okay? - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club? - [sighs] - It's in the math building. Thank you, Kelly. [sighs] - Dad, wait. - What now? [sighs] He's not there.

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Stay in the car. Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this. - Missing what? - Nothing. [grunts]

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[Kyle] Go, go, go, go, go.

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