But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
1.2s
Arthur!
Joker
1.9s
He's got a book.
Joker
9.6s
You gotta see our next guest for yourself. I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. Oh! Does he have sexual problems? Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems.
Joker
1.6s
You believe that shit?
Joker
2.8s
Oh, okay. Good for you.
Joker
2.2s
Just don't forget to mail it.
Joker
7s
You know how you used to tell me that my laugh was a condition?
Joker
11.3s
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.
Joker
43.2s
- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
Joker
17s
Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.
Joker
11.3s
I've been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary. Funny thoughts or observations.
