Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. Ah, can't complain. Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having...
Joker
5.2s
I hated school as a kid.
Joker
6.7s
Stop them! Come on, run! Hey!
Joker
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If you don't return the sign, I gotta take it out of your paycheck.
Joker
6.8s
Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.
Joker
1.2s
You okay?
Joker
1.7s
Police! Signs down!
Joker
3.6s
Where's your sign, clown? Hey!
Joker
1.2s
Fuck 'em.
Joker
1m33s
You know what I'm talking about, it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. Hey, listen, man. I'm just an administrative assistant. Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork. I don't know what to tell you. But you should see somebody. You know, they got programs, city services, stuff like that. Oh, yeah. They cut all those. All right, here it is. Fleck. Penny Fleck. Let's see. Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. "Was found guilty of endangering the welfare of her own child." What? You said she's your mother. Uh... I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, without proper forms. I could get in trouble. Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, that'll be much easier, but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? I'm sorry.
Joker
2.9s
Hold that train! Hold it!
Joker
2s
Signs down! Now!
Joker
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♪ That's life ♪ ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ ♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down ♪ ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪
Joker
14.6s
Breaking news. Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. The man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest. Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio.
Joker
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Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild! You finished? I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.