I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less pricks in Gotham City, only a million more to go.
Joker
3s
Hello, it's good to be here.
Joker
14.2s
So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"
Joker
10.1s
My mother would say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma, I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
5.3s
He left me. Let go! Let go!
Joker
2.8s
Hey, Arthur. How's it going?
Joker
4.1s
Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? Yeah.
Joker
22.4s
Your name's Arthur, right? You live down the hall. I really need you to leave. My little girl is sleeping in the other room. Please.
Joker
1.2s
Coming.
Joker
2.3s
You're in the wrong apartment.
Joker
8.3s
I used to think that my life was a tragedy... ...but now I realize it's a fucking comedy.
Joker
1.3s
Hmm.
Joker
10.7s
All right, we got a great show for you tonight. Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.
Joker
19.6s
Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. We met the other night at Gotham General. My partner and I had a few more questions for you. We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. Please give me a call when you get this message. Again, Detective Garrity, and my number is 212... 99.
Joker
2.6s
That there was something wrong with me?
Joker
20.8s
Who is this? Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. I'm the show booker from Live with Murray Franklin. Is this Arthur? Yes. Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. Amazing responses. And Murray asked if I would reach out to you to see if you would come on as his guest.
Joker
17.7s
Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. It's funny, when I was a little boy and told people I was gonna be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now.