The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in, to go in. We would like to come into the bar, please. - Invite us into the bar, please. - $5...you can walk in. Will you invite us in! If the humans find out what we were...
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Off to bed please.
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She was married.
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Okay.
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I don't know. You know...
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And we're still friends today.
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Yeah...
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You show me. You show me some of your vampire stuff. What have I got? Um...
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We're not these mopey old creatures who live in castles. And while some, most of us are, a lot are... but... There are also those of us, who like to flat together in really small countries like New Zealand.
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... they would destroy us.
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She had fallen in love.
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- What? Shit! - Whoo... Nice... If you push images, then we can see pictures of virgins. - Ah, yes. Yes. - Yah, yah...
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- Ooh, bat fight! - Bat fight! Oh, yah, yah, yah!
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And then... ... it opened it's wings, like this.
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Perhaps another couple of years. Perhaps 10 years. Hmm? Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks. You know, they don't even wear shirts, they wear blouses. It's, it's just... ... a big homo-erotic dick biting club. And I'm stuck here, ironing their fucking frills. Also clean the bathroom, please. There's blood everywhere. It is gruesome.
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What's wrong with them? Um, vampire eyes. Can't go into the sun.
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When we go into town, we must try to blend in. Just walking the streets. Coming into town. Um, it's really cool because just for one brief moment I feel... Homos!