The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in, to go in. We would like to come into the bar, please. - Invite us into the bar, please. - $5...you can walk in. Will you invite us in! If the humans find out what we were...
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- Okay.. - Should be fun. - ...great. I was just wondering if we could talk about the um... Do you know of a night...dentist? Because I have this thing here. I was just wondering if we could talk about the...the deal. - Hm? - The deal?
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We have that kind of master/servant relationship which works nicely...actually. - Hello! - Hello. Oh, it's a little bit of blood. Um, my husband, he's a... ...he's a haemophiliac.
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We are trying to attract victims to us. Not sure about the waist coat. I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious.
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And my love, we are ready to go into town and party! Vampire... vampire style.
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Any kind of age range? - Young. - But not, not kids? Not kids. 18 to 30?
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So... Tell we what you do, what do you... I'm thinking about going back to Uni, actually. Oh, you are? Put that... over there.
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... you have to drink human blood. I like to make a real evening of it. -Lovely! Play some music. Maybe give them some nice wine. It's their last moment alive so why not make it a nice experience?
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Yeah... I've really wanted to go overseas for ages, so.. saving up and I'm gonna go to Spain and Italy and London and...
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University, yah? Yeah, but after that, I'm gonna travel.
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... very exciting. Well, I just feel like I kind of reached my potential and I wouldn't wanna, kind of, get any older before, I kinda... I just feel like I'm the best version of myself that I can be. - Yes...relax. - It's just that it's been 4 and a half years and I just... but it's...I'm doing your pot plants and I'm doing your dry-cleaning. Now I'm doing your dishes... ...and I'm doing... And the dentist? And the dentist!.. and it's just taking an awful long time, so I was just wondering... - Be gone! - Okay.
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Okay. Excuse me. Just put that there.
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Yeah.
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The deal is that he is going to give me eternal life. Um, which is...
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One of the most unfortunate things about being a vampire is that...
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- The dishes? - No, no, the...you know, the..deal?